Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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