I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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