Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I AM VODKA MAN
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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