what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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