I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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