Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I believe in your delicious
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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