Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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