I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
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We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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