I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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