my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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