and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
