Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
lets start a swedish sibling band together
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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