You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Do vagina's smell?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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