at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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