real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Mom said you looked used
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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