Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
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