he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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