...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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