PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
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