Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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