your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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