I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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