Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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