I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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