So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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