i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I think I just sharted jello shots
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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