Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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