sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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