Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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