She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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