They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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