I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
