i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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