i can't believe i had my finger in that
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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