Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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