i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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