I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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