i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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