I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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