is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You ate ashes out of my bong
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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