I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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