I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
