Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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