Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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