check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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