did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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