u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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