I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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