Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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