Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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