Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
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You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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