Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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