After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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