But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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